We here at JLo.net get a lot of misdirected emails from fans addressed to Jennifer Lopez, herself. We would like to clear this up: We are not Jennifer Lopez. We do not have any affiliation with Jennifer Lopez. We cannot contact Jennifer Lopez. We are merely fans.

Anyway, in these emails to Jennifer, you write:

"Why won't you marry me, too?"

And here at JLo.net, we're good to our people. We've come up with something that will help you guys (and gals) see how you stack up against Jennifer's past conquests.

Take the Which J. Lo Romance Are You? Quiz below and finally see just why she won't marry you... too.